me and dad watching the Virgin Media advert
- dad: this is a weird advert
- me: who cares? David Tennant's got a fish.
- dad: what the hell does that mean?
- me: it means he has literally got a fish. As in, he's waving a fish around
- dad: oh, i thought it was a code for one of those weird things you do...
- me: what weird stuff do i do?
- dad: fancying grown men, going on about how heterosexual males are actually gay and in love...
- me: hey, you agreed with me on Merlin and Arthur!
- dad: well yeah, but if they weren't shagging there's something very wrong with the world.